Miami Tailgates Are More NSFW Than Pornhub
I’ve been to all sorts of wild tailgates – absolute mayhem in Buffalo with #BillsMafia, the 10 hour affairs with the functioning alcoholics of Pittsburgh, the grimey motherfuckers (100% compliment) at MetLife, the nola lunatics at the Superdome back in college – I know better than trying to say any of them are the absolute BEST. They’re all completely different experiences. That said it would appear that Miami just slaps a little different – like, if you moved the your city’s best strip club into a parking lot different.
I mean that girl deepthroating the funnel is my tailgate queen.
Whole scene reminded me of the Stripper Bowl, kept waiting for Quavo to pop in stage-left.
Might not have any players left on the field after this weekend, but I got a feeling the lot is going to be bumping every home stadium regardless.